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    Re: Heated Pants.

    Kicking is a talent!
    Didn't the Vikings have a contest in 98 or 99 where fans could attempt some field goals for a 100 grand or new pick-up or something.
    I watched 5 different fans attempt and only one managed a kick from the extra point range.
    This was after a week of working out with the Vikings kicker but anything from the 15 on back never crossed the bar.
    Lots of laughs for the crowd though.

    Any advantage you can find the NFL will quickley move to counter.
    Remember special shoes for kickers, changing to special kicking balls.
    If warm pants help I'm sure they will be banned next year. ;D

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    Re: Heated Pants.

    "Bkfldviking" wrote:
    Kicking is a talent!
    Didn't the Vikings have a contest in 98 or 99 where fans could attempt some field goals for a 100 grand or new pick-up or something.
    I watched 5 different fans attempt and only one managed a kick from the extra point range.
    This was after a week of working out with the Vikings kicker but anything from the 15 on back never crossed the bar.
    Lots of laughs for the crowd though.

    Any advantage you can find the NFL will quickley move to counter.
    Remember special shoes for kickers, changing to special kicking balls.
    If warm pants help I'm sure they will be banned next year. ;D
    They do all sorts of different kick for cash contests.
    The past couple of years at Viking games they have had a fan kick the ball as far as they could and give them $100 for every yard that they could punt it (including rolling) up to 60 yards.
    You would be amazed at how few fans can actually punt the ball more than 20 yards.
    Makes me appreciate Kluwe and Longwell a little more...
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    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

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    Re: Heated Pants.

    In reality, Kickers and Punters are highly skilled athletes as well.. but the pun of many a joke.

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    Re: Heated Pants.

    everybody needs some heated pants

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    Re: Heated Pants.

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    everybody needs some heated pants
    I for one would love some heated pants.

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    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    everybody needs some heated pants
    I for one would love some heated pants.
    Medically speaking, it is not a good idea.
    Doctors say that if you are of an age and mindset for propogation you should avoid tight pants, hot tubs, and certain ill designed bicycle seats.
    The reason the testes are outside the body (and vunerable to a swift kick) is for cooling.
    Seems those squirmy little guys don't like it hot. ;D

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    Re: Heated Pants.

    "Bkfldviking" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    everybody needs some heated pants
    I for one would love some heated pants.
    Medically speaking, it is not a good idea.
    Doctors say that if you are of an age and mindset for propogation you should avoid tight pants, hot tubs, and certain ill designed bicycle seats.
    The reason the testes are outside the body (and vunerable to a swift kick) is for cooling.
    Seems those squirmy little guys don't like it hot. ;D
    so how about heated pants with an air conditioner in the crotch

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    Re: Heated Pants.

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "Bkfldviking" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    everybody needs some heated pants
    I for one would love some heated pants.
    Medically speaking, it is not a good idea.
    Doctors say that if you are of an age and mindset for propogation you should avoid tight pants, hot tubs, and certain ill designed bicycle seats.
    The reason the testes are outside the body (and vunerable to a swift kick) is for cooling.
    Seems those squirmy little guys don't like it hot. ;D
    so how about heated pants with an air conditioner in the crotch
    Something like this?

    [img width=450 height=600]http://site.apparelny.com/18081.jpg[/img]


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    Re: Heated Pants.

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    everybody needs some heated pants

    Who here thinks Bud Grant would have allowed Fred Cox (or any player) to wear heated pants?
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    Re: Heated Pants.

    "VikingMike" wrote:
    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    everybody needs some heated pants

    Who here thinks Bud Grant would have allowed Fred Cox (or any player) to wear heated pants?
    I'm surpised he let them wear pants at all

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