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    Girls drool over Vanderjagt.

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    Cowboys | Vanderjagt brings reliability to kicking game
    Fri, 2 Jun 2006 09:00:06 -0700

    Mac Engel, of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, reports Dallas Cowboys PK Mike Vanderjagt, the most accurate kicker in NFL history, brings stability to a position which has been troublesome for the team for many years. Over Vanderjagt's eight seasons, he has made 87.5 percent of his attempts. Over the same span, the Cowboys used seven different kickers who made only 72.3 percent of their attempts. Also, to refute the rumor that Vanderjagt is unable to kick outdoors, he points to his outdoor success rate of 87.3 percent of attempts made, which is almost as high as his indoor field goal percentage.

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    Re: Girls drool over Vanderjagt.

    What does this have to do with girls drooling?



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    Re: Girls drool over Vanderjagt.

    "Williamson8211" wrote:
    What does this have to do with girls drooling?
    The Cowboys are known as "the Girls", which is short for Cowgirls. They are throwing accolades at Vanderjagt. Thus the title.

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    Re: Girls drool over Vanderjagt.

    Yeah, but he's no Ryan Longwell!

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    Re: Girls drool over Vanderjagt.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "Williamson8211" wrote:
    What does this have to do with girls drooling?
    The Cowboys are known as "the Girls", which is short for Cowgirls. They are throwing accolades at Vanderjagt. Thus the title.
    That had me scratching my head as well. I thought maybe he was grilling up some steaks in the end zone, in front of those anorexic cheerleaders :grin: .
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    Re: Girls drool over Vanderjagt.

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    Cowboys | Vanderjagt brings reliability to kicking game
    Fri, 2 Jun 2006 09:00:06 -0700

    Mac Engel, of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, reports Dallas Cowboys PK Mike Vanderjagt, the most accurate kicker in NFL history, brings stability to a position which has been troublesome for the team for many years. Over Vanderjagt's eight seasons, he has made 87.5 percent of his attempts. Over the same span, the Cowboys used seven different kickers who made only 72.3 percent of their attempts. Also, to refute the rumor that Vanderjagt is unable to kick outdoors, he points to his outdoor success rate of 87.3 percent of attempts made, which is almost as high as his indoor field goal percentage.
    Aren't the Girls getting a retractable roof stadium soon anyway?
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    Colts | Vanderjagt happy to be away from team
    Mon, 5 Jun 2006 07:48:29 -0700

    Paul J. Weber, of the Associated Press, reports Dallas Cowboys PK Mike Vanderjagt is happy to be away from the Indianapolis Colts. Vanderjagt felt welcomed by Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and head coach Bill Parcells. He said, "I feel like (Cowboys owner) Jerry Jones and (coach) Bill (Parcells) feel like they've got somebody here that's going to probably win them two or three more games than they would have won last year. I feel very much wanted and needed here, and it's been a while since I felt that way." Vanderjagt recently said Colts president Bill Polian decided he wasn't capable of kicking off and that "there's a lot of things Indy as an organization needed to improve" last year besides his missed field goal against the Pittsburgh Steelers in the AFC divisional playoffs. Vanderjagt is looking forward to the opportunity to win the kickoff job with the Cowboys and hopes to erase the memory of his last kick with the Colts. He added, "Michael Jordan missed game-winning jump shots, Tiger Woods missed putts. Does that mean they're not as good as you think they are? I'm the best kicker in the history of the game regardless of whether I missed my last kick or not, and that's the way I look at it."

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    Re: Girls drool over Vanderjagt.

    I didn't even know Vanderjagt signed with the Girls.. Eh, the Colts did the best in the Kicking Stakes in the off-season by signing Vinatieri.

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    Cowboys | Local strippers rejoice at signing of Vanderjagt
    Tue, 6 Jun 2006 12:48:29 -0700

    Destiny LaRue of Dallas Exotic Dancers Weekly reports that the girls of the north Dallas Deja Vu are going crazy at the thought of new Cowboys kicker Mike Vanderjagt stopping by the place for an evening of fun. "Basically," said Heaven Jones, while hanging upside-down from the main-stage pole, "we love idiot kickers. They've got lots of disposable income and lots of free time." April Sunshine quickly added from inside the on-stage shower "I love a man with a strong right leg...if you know what I mean."

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    Re: Girls drool over Vanderjagt.

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    Mon, 5 Jun 2006 07:48:29 -0700

    I'm the best kicker in the history of the game regardless of whether I missed my last kick or not, and that's the way I look at it."
    I could probably like this guy if he would just play and not talk. Who will implode first TO or Vjagt?

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