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    The Final Word Power Poll - Week 12 Edition

    Last week's TFWPP was lost due to a massive server outage in the bowels of the TFWPP campus - building #4.
    The network monkeys have been working long and hard to discover the source of the outage, but are currently settling for "Sunspots" as the reason.
    TFWPP management suspects it has more to do with the size of the bonus Thanksgiving Turkeys this year (only 15-pounders), but there is no actual proof.

    So - w/out much ado, here is:

    [size=16pt]The Final Word Power Poll[/size]
    Week 12 Edition

    As always, this is based upon the only stat that matters.

    Place Team Wins Losses
    1st. New England Patriots 11 0
    2nd. (tie) Dallas Cowboys 10 1
    2nd. (tie) Green Bay Packers 10 1
    4th. Indianapolis Colts 9 2
    5th. (tie)
    Jacksonville Jaguars 8 3
    5th. (tie)
    Pittsburgh Steelers 8 3
    7th. (tie) Cleveland Browns 7 4
    7th. (tie) New York Giants 7 4
    7th. (tie) Seattle Seahawks 7 4
    7th. (tie) Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7 4
    11th. (tie) Detroit Lions 6 5
    11th. (tie) San Diego Chargers 6 5
    11th. (tie) Tennessee Titans 6 5
    14th. (tie) Arizona Cardinals 5 6
    14th. (tie) Buffalo Bills 5 6
    14th. (tie) Chicago Bears 5 6
    14th. (tie) Denver Broncos 5 6
    14th. (tie) Houston Texans 5 6
    14th. (tie) Minnesota Vikings 5 6
    14th. (tie) New Orleans Saints 5 6
    14th. (tie) Philadelphia Eagles 5 6
    14th. (tie) Washington Redskins 5 6
    23rd. (tie) Baltimore Ravens 4 7
    23rd. (tie) Carolina Panthers 4 7
    23rd. (tie) Cincinnati Bengals 4 7
    23rd. (tie) Kansas City Chiefs 4 7
    27th. (tie) Atlanta Falcons 3 8
    27th. (tie) Oakland Raiders 3 8
    27th. (tie) San Francisco 49ers 3 8
    30th. (tie) New York Jets 2 9
    30th. (tie) St. Louis Rams 2 9
    32nd. Miami Dolphins 0 11

    =Z=

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    Re: The Final Word Power Poll - Week 12 Editions

    Wow, put a couple of wins together and you climb right up the pole of mediocrity.
    Very interesting how that works.

    Pass on my regards to your overwieght, sunspot blinded staff.
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    Re: The Final Word Power Poll - Week 12 Editions

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Pass on my regards to your overwieght, sunspot blinded staff.

    This morning's system status meeting was, shall we say, eventful.
    The TFWPP staff and the network monkeys had quite a shouting match over this whole big mess, which escalated until the cruellers and scones were flying.
    TFWPP management had to step in to calm down the situation, which, instead, had the opposite affect when a misguided can of Red Bull caught the TFWPP CTO square in the melon.

    Needless to say, all non-essential staff were sent home for the day with a note to give to their SOs (or mothers, as the case may be).

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: The Final Word Power Poll - Week 12 Editions

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Pass on my regards to your overwieght, sunspot blinded staff.

    This morning's system status meeting was, shall we say, eventful.
    The TFWPP staff and the network monkeys had quite a shouting match over this whole big mess, which escalated until the cruellers and scones were flying.
    TFWPP management had to step in to calm down the situation, which, instead, had the opposite affect when a misguided can of Red Bull caught the TFWPP CTO square in the melon.

    Needless to say, all non-essential staff were sent home for the day with a note to give to their SOs (or mothers, as the case may be).

    =Z=
    ;D
    ;D
    ;D
    ;D

    Who was the blame for convincing the TFWPP CTO that this was a sunspot issue?

    ;D
    ;D
    ;D
    ;D
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: The Final Word Power Poll - Week 12 Edition

    Hopefully you have increased security.
    Those overseas bastards are infiltrating the geeks' computers and posting threads under the guise of your staff.
    What's next?
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: The Final Word Power Poll - Week 12 Edition

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Hopefully you have increased security.
    Those overseas bastards are infiltrating the geeks' computers and posting threads under the guise of your staff.
    What's next?
    Cats and dogs sleeping together I guess.
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    Re: The Final Word Power Poll - Week 12 Editions

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Pass on my regards to your overwieght, sunspot blinded staff.

    This morning's system status meeting was, shall we say, eventful.
    The TFWPP staff and the network monkeys had quite a shouting match over this whole big mess, which escalated until the cruellers and scones were flying.
    TFWPP management had to step in to calm down the situation, which, instead, had the opposite affect when a misguided can of Red Bull caught the TFWPP CTO square in the melon.

    Needless to say, all non-essential staff were sent home for the day with a note to give to their SOs (or mothers, as the case may be).
    ;D
    ;D
    ;D
    ;D

    Who was the blame for convincing the TFWPP CTO that this was a sunspot issue?

    ;D
    ;D
    ;D
    ;D
    The TFWPP CTO never bought the sunspot excuse.
    However, TFWPP management rarely attends the Tuesday meeting.
    The shouting and flying pastries alerted them to the crisis.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: The Final Word Power Poll - Week 12 Edition

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Hopefully you have increased security.
    Those overseas bastards are infiltrating the geeks' computers and posting threads under the guise of your staff.
    What's next?
    To be honest, some of the TFWPP staff take the half-hearted attempts by the Danish mafia to hack our servers as a sign of respect for the work they do.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: The Final Word Power Poll - Week 12 Editions

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Pass on my regards to your overwieght, sunspot blinded staff.

    This morning's system status meeting was, shall we say, eventful.
    The TFWPP staff and the network monkeys had quite a shouting match over this whole big mess, which escalated until the cruellers and scones were flying.
    TFWPP management had to step in to calm down the situation, which, instead, had the opposite affect when a misguided can of Red Bull caught the TFWPP CTO square in the melon.

    Needless to say, all non-essential staff were sent home for the day with a note to give to their SOs (or mothers, as the case may be).

    =Z=
    Did they get their quarters?

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    Re: The Final Word Power Poll - Week 12 Editions

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    Pass on my regards to your overwieght, sunspot blinded staff.

    This morning's system status meeting was, shall we say, eventful.
    The TFWPP staff and the network monkeys had quite a shouting match over this whole big mess, which escalated until the cruellers and scones were flying.
    TFWPP management had to step in to calm down the situation, which, instead, had the opposite affect when a misguided can of Red Bull caught the TFWPP CTO square in the melon.

    Needless to say, all non-essential staff were sent home for the day with a note to give to their SOs (or mothers, as the case may be).
    Did they get their quarters?
    Oh, no.
    Nonononono.


    And there are more than a few slinking into the office this morning and putting apples on the CTOs desk.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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