Thread: Favre Retires a Packer

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In a news story from Peter King, The Packers have signed Brett Favre for one day so the legend can retire as a Packer.

Originally Posted by "marshallvike" #1092868

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In a news story from Peter King, The Packers have signed Brett Favre for one day so the legend can retire as a Packer.

The Ted Thompson press conference on the matter:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUpLi1DBmh0

Originally Posted by "marshallvike" #1092868

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In a news story from Peter King, The Packers have signed Brett Favre for one day so the legend can retire as a Packer.

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!

Originally Posted by "Caine" #1092871

Originally Posted by "marshallvike" #1092868

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In a news story from Peter King, The Packers have signed Brett Favre for one day so the legend can retire as a Packer.

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!

no no no

here is some of the inside scoop

The guy that provides Brett's tractor mechanic with oil filters says Brett will comeback for a day if Brett is named the starter for the day.

Mike McCarthy's dog groomer heard that Mike would is open to Brett being the starter for the day after a morning open competition

Ted Thompson's hair and teeth whitening gel supplier heard the Packers my trade Favre to the Jets now for a future one day signing of Vinny Testaverde if this looks like another media circus

Matt Flynn isn't sure whats going on and won't confirm or deny the story according to the owner of a Texas barbershop in Flynn's hometown where Matt is currently sweeping the floors since the lockout to try and earn some extra money to keep his car insured

Aaron Rodger is believed to be scheduling a colonscopy on the same day as soon as the day is announced as his proctologist is concerned about issues with Favre rumors crawling up Aaron's ass and causing problems

I heard on the radio the Vikings and packers were going to merge organizations and build a new facility in Hudson.

Originally Posted by "Purple Floyd" #1092874

I heard on the radio the Vikings and packers were going to merge organizations and build a new facility in Hudson.

What a great concept.

We'll provide the brains, you can provide the brawn.

Oh, snap... seems counter-intuitive to many Vikings fans. :P

Originally Posted by "dfosterf" #1092878

Originally Posted by "Purple Floyd" #1092874

I heard on the radio the Vikings and packers were going to merge organizations and build a new facility in Hudson.

What a great concept.

We'll provide the brains, you can provide the brawn.

Oh, snap... seems counter-intuitive to many Vikings fans. :P

You supply the purple drank, we'll supply the hookers and boats....

Originally Posted by "dfosterf" #1092878

Originally Posted by "Purple Floyd" #1092874

I heard on the radio the Vikings and packers were going to merge organizations and build a new facility in Hudson.

What a great concept.

We'll provide the brains, you can provide the brawn.

Oh, snap... seems counter-intuitive to many Vikings fans. :P

You are right there defroster. Those 'Sconnies could be real helpful in putting everything together.

I put together a little presentation to show how they could make the venture a first class experience Sconnie style:

Originally Posted by "dfosterf" #1092878

Originally Posted by "Purple Floyd" #1092874

I heard on the radio the Vikings and packers were going to merge organizations and build a new facility in Hudson.

What a great concept.

We'll provide the brains, you can provide the brawn.

Oh, snap... seems counter-intuitive to many Vikings fans. :P

I found a few things the Sconnies could provide to give us a world class experience Sconnie style

Strategic Planning


Sideline stat analysis. (Using Marr's spreadsheet)


Private transportation for the Packers Players

Private transportation for the owners

Luxury Suites

Limousines

Snow removal

Ferry to transport fans across the river

Better urinals

Concessions

Security

Children's section

Head greenskeeper

Assistant Greenskeeper

Purchasing manager

Aaron Rodgers Ultimate Fan

Sideline announcer

Endzone party pool

Ragnars new bike

His bike carrier

Halftime show

After party