Just watching a Sports Center report on "The Athelete formerly known as Packman" and I was struck with a question:

Does Adam have the overall largest mellon of any player in the NFL, or is it just the largest proportionally when compared to the players body?

Because you just cant deny the guy's got a big bucket, a tremendous noggin, a cranium of unearthly girth.

"its like a small planet, its so big it's got its own weather system!"

I am reminded of that classic scene from "So I Married an Ax Murderer".

Here is the short version:

For the full effect here is the entire version, almost 6 minutes, but well worth it to get the entire "Heid" bit:

Since Adam doesnt want to be called "Packman" anymore, I suggest a name change to "Heid" Jones.