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    Re: Culpepper is E-mailing again

    "HornedHat" wrote:
    Dear Granpa,..err Al Lewis, I mean Al Davis,




    Hi. My name is Daunte Culpepper, maybe you've heard of me? I hear you need a QB, and really like big, fullback size ones like JaMarcus Russell. Some folks compare him to me! Soon, I will manipulate my way out of Miami, and then you can sign me, and draft Calvin Johnson instead. I'm REALLY good at just chuckin the ball to freakish recievers, just ask Randy Moss. I do have small hands and fumble a bit, but not always.






















    Yours, D.C.

    P.S. Remember Daryl Lamonica? You liked him, right? I can read the D just like he did.
    Dear Duante,


    Have you ever changed a bed pan or re-filled and oxygen bottle?
    If so please give me a call.




















    Yours, A.D.

    P.S.
    I wear the same size depends as Red McCombs.

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    Re: Culpepper is E-mailing again

    Dear Al Davis,



    Yes, I do have some experience in those areas. I was raised by my Grandmother, and she taught me a great deal. I also still have some of Red's depends that he left behind (when he left me behind). And I have Johnson&Johnson powder! I think you'll like it. Additionally, I learned to sharpen pencils for Mike Tice. I can't help but notice your ears are kinda large, maybe I can help you use those lobes a little better. Please write.




















    Yours, Pep

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    Re: Culpepper is E-mailing again

    His credibility was destroyed in his first e-mail barrage.
    Does he really think that another round of representing himself is going to help him?


    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Culpepper is E-mailing again

    Hey still rooting for you PEP. Put in the hard work
    and make the doubters eat crow.

    Good luck with the REHAB.
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    Re: Culpepper is E-mailing again

    Would anybody else welcome him back? Just curious.

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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