Thread: Culpepper is E-mailing again

"HornedHat" wrote:

Dear Granpa,..err Al Lewis, I mean Al Davis,




Hi. My name is Daunte Culpepper, maybe you've heard of me? I hear you need a QB, and really like big, fullback size ones like JaMarcus Russell. Some folks compare him to me! Soon, I will manipulate my way out of Miami, and then you can sign me, and draft Calvin Johnson instead. I'm REALLY good at just chuckin the ball to freakish recievers, just ask Randy Moss. I do have small hands and fumble a bit, but not always.






















Yours, D.C.

P.S. Remember Daryl Lamonica? You liked him, right? I can read the D just like he did.

Dear Duante,


Have you ever changed a bed pan or re-filled and oxygen bottle?
If so please give me a call.




















Yours, A.D.

P.S.
I wear the same size depends as Red McCombs.

Dear Al Davis,



Yes, I do have some experience in those areas. I was raised by my Grandmother, and she taught me a great deal. I also still have some of Red's depends that he left behind (when he left me behind). And I have Johnson&Johnson powder! I think you'll like it. Additionally, I learned to sharpen pencils for Mike Tice. I can't help but notice your ears are kinda large, maybe I can help you use those lobes a little better. Please write.




















Yours, Pep

His credibility was destroyed in his first e-mail barrage.
Does he really think that another round of representing himself is going to help him?

Hey still rooting for you PEP. Put in the hard work
and make the doubters eat crow.

Good luck with the REHAB.

Would anybody else welcome him back? Just curious.