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    BEARS' Adrian Peterson admits to cloning evil twin

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    CHICAGO, IL — At a press conference this afternoon, Chicago Bears‘ running back Adrian Peterson admitted that he cloned himself when he was a child.

    “I was six,” the 28-year old Florida native told reporters. “It was one of those cereal box giveaways – you know, a free cloner in every box. It was probably Count Chocula. I used to love Count Chocula.”

    The sixth year back out of Georgia Southern admitted to using the device to create Minnesota Vikings‘ running back Adrian Peterson – “I didn’t know any better! I thought I was making a new friend, I didn’t think he’d turn out to be a diabolical younger version of myself.”

    The two identical children lived out a short, complicated life together at the Peterson household, with both the original and the clone demanding to keep the name Adrian. “I tried to name him Optimus Prime or Bill, but he just kept yelling at me and poking me with a fork until I agreed to call him Adrian, too. That was the worst spring of my life – so much screaming...”
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    Re: BEARS' Adrian Peterson admits to cloning evil twin

    These stories are soooooooo dumb

    I don't understand how websites like these keep going

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    Re: BEARS' Adrian Peterson admits to cloning evil twin

    I also love Count Chocula. My favorite cereal.

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    Re: BEARS' Adrian Peterson admits to cloning evil twin

    I'm hungry for onion and pickle flavored count chocula and boo berrys

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    Re: BEARS' Adrian Peterson admits to cloning evil twin

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    I'm hungar for onion and pickle flavored count chocula and boo berrys
    UGH :P
    Are you expecting ??? ;D

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    Re: BEARS' Adrian Peterson admits to cloning evil twin

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    I'm hungry for onion and pickle flavored count chocula and boo berrys
    That is sick

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    Re: BEARS' Adrian Peterson admits to cloning evil twin

    "marstc09" wrote:
    I also love Count Chocula. My favorite cereal.
    Cont Chocula was my fav too but hey love the new AP AD siggy very real(I hope)
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