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    Art Shell is insane.

    Read Art's quote below and prove to me he isn't insane.


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    Raiders | Running backs to be involved in the passing game
    Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:34:42 -0700

    Jerry McDonald, of ANG Newspapers, reports Oakland Raiders head coach Art Shell intends to incorporate his running backs in the passing game. "That's one of the things I wrote down,' Shell said. "We need to get the ball to our backs out of the backfield. We need to do that. We need to put more pressure on the defense by doing that.'


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    Re: Art Shell is insane.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Read Art's quote below and prove to me he isn't insane.


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    Raiders | Running backs to be involved in the passing game
    Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:34:42 -0700

    Jerry McDonald, of ANG Newspapers, reports Oakland Raiders head coach Art Shell intends to incorporate his running backs in the passing game. "That's one of the things I wrote down,' Shell said. "We need to get the ball to our backs out of the backfield. We need to do that. We need to put more pressure on the defense by doing that.'
    I don't know about insane.
    Senile, perhaps.

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    Re: Art Shell is insane.

    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Read Art's quote below and prove to me he isn't insane.


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    Raiders | Running backs to be involved in the passing game
    Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:34:42 -0700

    Jerry McDonald, of ANG Newspapers, reports Oakland Raiders head coach Art Shell intends to incorporate his running backs in the passing game. "That's one of the things I wrote down,' Shell said. "We need to get the ball to our backs out of the backfield. We need to do that. We need to put more pressure on the defense by doing that.'
    I don't know about insane.
    Senile, perhaps.

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    Re: Art Shell is insane.

    Passing to the running backs???
    Geez, hasn't Mr. Shell ever heard of the Randy radio?
    ;D

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    Re: Art Shell is insane.

    Ok, maybe his senility is driving him insane.
    I can't help but think of some insane guy with a crayon and a carboard tablet sitting in the corner mumbling, "We need to get the ball to our backs out of the backfield. We need to do that. We need to put more pressure on the defense by doing that.'


    Come on now.
    That is a revelation?
    He has to write it down?
    Wow.

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    Re: Art Shell is insane.

    Why would you want to pass to ur running backs when u have randy moss ???

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    Re: Art Shell is insane.

    "thevikingfan" wrote:
    Why would you want to pass to ur running backs when u have randy moss ???
    I heard Art is looking for assistant coaches.

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    What he should do is line Moss up in different positions once in a while to keep defenses on their toes.
    Maybe Moss should be in the backfield and then maybe they'll have enough time to get him the ball.
    (LOL)

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    Re: Art Shell is insane.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Ok, maybe his senility is driving him insane.
    I can't help but think of some insane guy with a crayon and a carboard tablet sitting in the corner mumbling, "We need to get the ball to our backs out of the backfield. We need to do that. We need to put more pressure on the defense by doing that.'


    Come on now.
    That is a revelation?
    He has to write it down?
    Wow.
    *scribble, scribble*

    Art thinks:
    "Hmmmm.....we need to hike the ball to our quarterback so he can hand the ball off to our running backs.
    That's the key!"

    *scribble, scribble*

    Art thinks:
    "Hmmmm....we need to get stopped more on 4th down so we can bring in our best player, the drunken kicker, so we can kick more field goals.
    Victory is mine!"

    *scribble, scribble*

    Art thinks:
    "Hmmmm....I wonder if Todd Marinovich is available....."

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    Re: Art Shell is insane.

    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Ok, maybe his senility is driving him insane.
    I can't help but think of some insane guy with a crayon and a carboard tablet sitting in the corner mumbling, "We need to get the ball to our backs out of the backfield. We need to do that. We need to put more pressure on the defense by doing that.'


    Come on now.
    That is a revelation?
    He has to write it down?
    Wow.
    *scribble, scribble*

    Art thinks:
    "Hmmmm.....we need to hike the ball to our quarterback so he can hand the ball off to our running backs.
    That's the key!"

    *scribble, scribble*

    Art thinks:
    "Hmmmm....we need to get stopped more on 4th down so we can bring in our best player, the drunken kicker, so we can kick more field goals.
    Victory is mine!"

    *scribble, scribble*

    Art thinks:
    "Hmmmm....I wonder if Todd Marinovich is available....."

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    That is great.
    He probably does think that.

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