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    (513) 381-JERK

    Annoyed by jerks in stands? Report it
    Bengals fans can call special line to report unruly behavior
    AP
    8 August 2006

    CINCINNATI - Bengals fans annoyed by bad behavior in the stands can now report it by cell phone.

    The hot line number should be easy to remember — (513) 381-JERK...

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    I wonder if you can use that number to report "jerk" players?
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    Re: (513) 381-JERK

    What if someone is masturbating in the stands? Same Jerk hotline?



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    Re: (513) 381-JERK

    "enlvikeman" wrote:
    What if someone is masturbating in the stands? Same Jerk hotline?

    :scratch:

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    Re: (513) 381-JERK

    or call 867-5309, ask for Jenny lol

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    “If you get 6,000 people calling this line — ’Hey, (Steelers quarterback) Ben Roethlisberger is a jerk’ — then it becomes less effective,” he said.
    Yeah, I think you can call it for anyone that is a jerk. I really can't see how this will work, the jerkiness is in the eye of the beholder. The totally belligerent are already axed from the games.

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    "enlvikeman" wrote:
    What if someone is masturbating in the stands? Same Jerk hotline?
    Nah...that would be (513) 381-JACK or (513) 381-JILL...depending on the gender of the masturbator, of course! :evil4:
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    sure that wouldnt be JAC-KME-OFFA ? aka 522-563-6332

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    Re: (513) 381-JERK

    Most of the calls will be for the bengals players 1-800-RCH-JERK

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    what crazy thing will the bengals come p with next?
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