1. Bill Polian and I are good friends, honest.

2. I don’t want Fop, goddamn it! I’m a Dapper Dan man!

3. I’m proud to be from Baltimore. Seriously!

4. There never was a Mel Kiper Sr.

5. I maintain that Andre Ware and Mike Williams would have had hall of fame careers had they been drafted by someone other than the Lions.




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